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You get the dick joke? He has a big, slack dick. Metro See? Get it? Do you get it?The punchline of Valentino's joke is that his wife just couldn't get enough of his tattoo and makes him show it off at all family gatherings. Or maybe that's what he thinks when he's alone and drunk and hallucinating about the family he used to have before he got the tattoo. What really happened was that his wife left him. After discovering her husband had the mental fortitude to get shitfaced and tattoo a giant dick on his leg, his wife decided that this in turn ruined their forthcoming family vacation since there was no way Daddy Thigh Dong was going to be taking their 3-year-old daughter out for a swim anywhere.How did Valentino end up with such a ridiculous tattoo? As a fan of tattoos with a lot of ink already, his wife actually bought him his very own tattoo machine. So, he got drunk and tattooed a dick on himself. And his wife left him and filed for divorce.In a fun twist, Valentino realized perhaps having a family is better than having a wang tattoo and attempted to win his wife back by having the dong lasered off his leg. Will his romantic gesture work? Time will tell!Dick jokes! Dick jokes everywhere! They even go as far back as the Bible. See them in 6 Filthy Jokes You Won't Believe Are From The Bible, and try to spot them in

To me.=============================================================================-----VII. Kim Dong Hwan-----*****Mid-Boss: Kim Jae Hoon*****[Dong Hwan and Jae Hoon stand in the middle of a street. There are several students in the background watching]Dong Hwan:You made it to the semifinals! That's my bro!Jae Hoon:Natch! I work my butt off! Unlike a certain someone...Dong Hwan:So what! I win without practice. Enough prattle. Bring it on, bro![Dong Hwan and Jae Hoon fight. Dong Hwan wins]Dong Hwan:Well? My genius is proven again. I'm too good for practice! Jae Hoon:...I lost. You're great... But it's the finals next. Watch yourself!Dong Hwan:Yeah, I know! Away I go!*****Grant's Intro*****[Dong Hwan stands in a dimly lit room]Dong Hwan:W, What is this??: An interesting man...But...your moves are too unique. Before my Dark Karate, you're way too vulnerable.Dong Hwan:Hmph. That means so much coming from some guy...cringing in the shadows. Show yourself, Mr. spooky![A large figure stands in front of Dong Hwan. Flames erupt from the back of the room]Grant:I am Grant... The Martyr of Might... Now show me your awesome power...show me all you have.*****Grant's Defeat to Kain's Intro*****[Dong Hwan stands before a defeated Grant]Grant:Unbelievable! You've got all the moves!Dong Hwan:Heh, sorry about that. Facing chumps like you's fun.Grant:You're a piece of work, kid.[Grant's eyes stop glowing]Grant:Later, punk. Goodbye, Kain![Grant disappears][The screen goes black]???: To end decadence here...all the weak must die.[A well dressed man in white with long blonde hair stands with his hand in his pocket]???: The truth of humanity is found only in bloody battle! Grant lost? So what now?[The man stands with his back to Dong Hwan]Dong Hwan:No way! You're Kain? You look like a queen. Arise, noble subjects. Enter the beautiful queen!Kain:A joker, to the last. You're certainly no knight. You'll eat your words![Kain turns around, behind him is a large painting of a blonde haired woman]Dong Hwan:If I'm wrong, then what's up with this big palace?Kain:This palace is part of my ideal society, I guess. A world of the mighty, who know what living is! And all weaklings without my lofty ideals, shall die!Dong Hwan:...Oooh, I'm real scared. A poof with an attitude![Dong Hwan and Kain fight]*****Ending*****[Dong Hwan is standing in front of a injured Kain]Kain:Am I beaten?...Dong Hwan:...Didn't I tell you? The self-absorbed are lost!Kain:Thanks for the sermon, but I won't yield my ideals! A willful life is fine, if one loses not what's important.[Kain's mansion begins to crumble]Kain:...Well...cut it clear...your path of life![Kain's mansion collapses][Dong Hwan and Jae Hoon are standing on a cliff, overlooking the ruins of Kain's mansion]Jae Hoon:Gee, that was really close!Dong Hwan:Whew, I am spent. I need to crash a few days.Jae Hoon:He was one tough dude! Scary, huh Dong Hwan? Hey, Dong Hwan! Huh?[Dong Hwan is on the ground, asleep]Dong Hwan:ZZZ...ZZZZ...Jae Hoon:Geez, Dong Hwan. Here?Jae Hoon:...Oh well.[Jae Hoon is carrying the still asleep Dong Hwan on his back]Jae Hoon:Talk about cool customers. All this hasn't even fazed Dong Hwan's the greatest!Jae Hoon:But he's also my rival! He may be the toughest now, but one day I'll surpass him!Dong Hwan:ZZZZ...ZZZZ...[Jae Hoon smiles]Jae Hoon:You

Big, lazy loser hothead!Dong Hwan:...Hothead? Who?Jae Hoon:Who, me?[Dong Hwan is now awake and looks pissed. A drop of sweat appears on Jae Hoon's face]Dong Hwan:Who's a hothead, Jae?Jae Hoon:Uh, were you awake?Dong Hwan:From the rival part...Rival, my patooty!...Jae Hoon:D, Dong Hwan...Calm down, pal![Jae Hoon runs away. Dong Hwan pursues, still angrey]Dong Hwan:Hey, get back here, runt!Jae Hoon:Yikes! I was kidding! Dong Hwan, I'm sorry![Credits roll]*****Win Quotes*****vs. Terry: I got my own moves, pal. I'm not my dad, am I?vs. Khushwood: You tough guy! Were you a cockroach in a former life?vs. Dong Hwan: I don't mind imitation, but I expect royalties!vs. Freeman: Wow, I wish I could bend like that!vs. Gato: Yaah! What a scary mug! I hate guys like this!vs. Hokutomaru: Beating up a kid. I'm so immature!vs. Hotaru: With babes like you around, fighting sure's gotten fun!vs. Tizoc: Hey, hey! Give us a 'Cockle-doodle-doo!'vs. B.Jenet: I have a thing for blonds. It must be a complex, huh?vs. Jae Hoon: Because life's so tough, let's take it easy! Party on!vs. Kevin: You must know how an ant feels, groveling like that.vs. Rock: I'll keep this a secret, but you practice poses, right?vs. Grant: It ain't Halloween, pal, what's with the mask?vs. Kain: All that conceit...I bet your eating your heart out!=============================================================================-----VIII. Freeman-----*****Mid-Boss: Kevin Ryan*****[Freeman and Kevin stand at the edge of a army base. There are helicopters doing exercises in skies]Kevin:That hair... Hey, it's you! A year ago, you killed a cop!Freeman:So. He died a blissful death!Kevin:Ah, it is you! Watch me, Marky! This is what vengeance is![Freeman and Kevin fight. Freeman wins]Kevin:Oh...Wimp! Too weak for me! Freeman:I did so want to kill you, but not today! Had a blast!Kevin:You! Wait! I'll bust you! Someday...*****Grant's Intro*****[Freeman stands is a dimly lit room]Freeman:No lights, huh??:You fight for pleasure... But can a psychotic like you possible beat me?Freeman:...Hah!...Let's see![A large figure stands before Freeman]Grant:I am Grant...The Martyr of Might... Now show me your awesome power...show me all you have.*****Grant's Defeat to Kain's Intro*****[Freeman stands before a defeated Grant]Grant:Oooh. So that's it! The destruction of battle...fully realized to it's ultimate potential...by one consumed with the fanatical fire of fury.Freeman: I'm sick of you. Just go ahead and die, scum![Grants eyes stop glowing] Grant:Kain! What a pity! ...Oooohgyaaaaaaaaah![Grant disappears][The screen goes black]???: To end decadence here...all the weak must die.[A well dressed man in white with long blonde hair stands with his hand in his pocket]???: The truth of humanity is found only in bloody battle! Grant lost? So what now?[The man stands with his back to Freeman]Freeman:So, you're Kain. This could be fun.[Kain turns around. There is a large portrait of a woman with blonde hair to his back]Kain:Straddling life and death... How truly pathetic of you! But less so than a coward, who only has safety in mind.Freeman:Just what're you on, freak? Enough prattle. Let's get this over! Not the philosophical type, are you, Freeman?...[The two evil men fight]*****Ending*****[Freeman stands in front of a injured Kain]Kain:...Indeed...Hasty...But the genuine article...Freeman:......Kain:But...those eyes...Black pits